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How 'bout a beer and a good laugh? It's again time to grab your favorite beer mug, pour on some pilsner and enjoy this compilation of random beer comics.

Uh-oh, drinking problem!

Like Father, Like Son

Always Ask For Permission

Beer and Ice Cream

Beer and Work

Superhero and Beer

Eating and drinking usually go together and are synonymous with socializing. Though many consider beer as food, drinking is best paired with something edible. Pizza and beer is one of the all-time favorite pair, but pizza does not taste as good when eaten with Pilsner. Just like when a beer is drank with the correct beer glass, its taste is enhanced when paired with the correct snack or food. Here is a list of the most common beer-food pairings.

Pizza is best paired with an Amber Ale or Bock. Amber Ales are quite malty thus do not go well with sweet food.

Spicy foods such as Schezuan chicken, blackened redfish or super-hot Thai cuisines are best paired with Light or Golden/Blonde ales and light lagers since these beers lack “maltiness”. They work best as thirst-quenchers for torched palates.

For people with sweet tooth, Cream or Sweet Stout and Imperial Stout tastes best. These drinks are best paired with chocolates and are recommended for heavier desserts.

If you are a vegetarian, you’ll best enjoy your dish with Weiss, Witbier or Dunkelweiss. If you want to taste the yeast remnants in these beers, it is best to stick with lighter food with more subtle fare. If you prefer a lighter, crisper version, go with a filtered Kristal Weissbier.

Bitter, pale ale, and German/Bohemian pilsners can kill your taste buds when paired with many foods, but they make perfect pair for fried seafood, because the hoppiness and maltiness in these beers cut through grease, or anything with vinegar as a main ingredient.

Hamburgers and sausages go well with English or American Brown Ale whilst, a hoppy pilsner delectably enhances the flavor of a firm fish or shellfish.

Salad lovers cannot go wrong with fruit beers such as Belgian Lambics where as fanatics of cheese ought to choose Belgian Dubbel or Tripel.

Vienna lager/Oktoberfest/Märzen, Dark Lager, and Bock each stand up to the strong flavors of sauce-based meat dishes and thus are recommended to be paired instead with pretzels, mustard and sauerbraten. Hearty foods on the other hand like barbeque and stew go best with Porter, Dry or Oatmeal Stout.

Old Ale and Barley wine has the most tendencies to overpower food and is best served alone.

But don’t just match like with like. Although it’s good to stick with what is traditional and what most of us have been used to, at times it pays off to experiment. You’ll never know if you try to mix and match the best taste might just come out from the unexpected combination.

Many of us thought that beer can only provide us relaxation, skin-glowing benefits, stress-reducer, hangovers, vomiting, stomachaches, etc. Study shows that regular consumption of beer reduces the symptoms of Arthritis. Amazing isn’t it?

ARTHRITIS

It is the most severe form of joint disease. It may even lead you to severe disability. Your body’s immune system damages or attacks the surroundings of your muscles and other ligaments. Sooner or later it damages your joints and because of this, the joints in your hands, feet, and/or arms become excruciating, inflexible, and on severe cases, joints are distorted.

According to studies conducted by researchers from the University of Sheffield in England, they found out that those patients who drink alcohol often have less severe cases of arthritis than those who have never drank alcohol. Alcohol may help you lessen the ruthlessness of rheumatoid arthritis.

The researchers from the University of Sheffield conducted a test. They questioned 873 people with arthritis that drink beer often and 1,004 people who also have the same disease but regularly drinks beer.

They all underwent an X-ray exam and a blood screening. Pain, swelling and disability of patients were also examined. After the test, results have shown that a person with rheumatoid arthritis, that regularly drinks more beer, suffers less inflammation, joint pain, swelling and disability than those who drink less often.

Evidence shows that beer destroys the activity of your immune system when arthritis attacks. Researchers stated that the anti-inflammatory and analgesic effects of beer may play a vital role in decreasing the brutality of arthritis symptoms.

We would like to thank everyone who sent their funny and amazing beer beer boot/beer mug pictures. We'd like to share to everyone some of the entries.

If you are in one of these photos and  believe the above comments to be an abomination, please send your request for us to use MS Paint and cut out your head or change the quote to something funnier. Cheers!

Baby Beer and Mama Beer

Synchronized drinking is also a sport. Just not an Olympic one yet. 

Oh, yeah!

What's this all aboot? 

♪♪♪ "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you. I know you were right believing for so long ♪♪♪

Conquered like a champ.  

And they lived happily ebeer after.

Twilight 5?

A healthy long-lasting relationship is built upon having common hobbies you like to share together. Like drinking. 

Guy at the Beer Store "Are you sure you're 21?"  

Men in Black.

mmm...beer

Commence Inebriation in 3, 2, 1.

We're not drunk yet. We're just gettin' started. 

6 boots x 3 liters = 18L - that's enough to kill a medium sized animal. 

Game Over. 

I've got boots bitches!

Moriagari mashou (Let's party)!

Yopparai mashou (Let's get drunk)!

Drinking and saving lives.

My precious. 

Buyers remorse? or Cold feet?

If only I could find a way to get alcohol and nicotine in my mouth at the same time. 

While "some folklorists have detected its origins in the Roman feast of Pomona, the goddess of fruits and seeds, or in the festival of the dead called Parentalia, it is more typically linked to the Celtic festival of Samhain, whose original spelling was Samuin (pronounced sow-an or sow-in)". The name of the festival historically kept by the Gaels and celts in the British Isles which is derived from Old Irish and means roughly "summer's end".
Halloween was originally called All Hallows eve, which means the evening before All Saints' Day. "Hallow" is an Old English word for "saint". This was shortened to Hallowe'en and finally to Halloween.

Halloween (or Hallowe'en) is an annual holiday observed on October 31, which commonly includes activities such as trick-or-treating, attending costume parties, carving jack-o'-lanterns, visiting haunted houses or rumored ghost places, playing pranks, telling scary stories, and watching horror films.

Trick or Treating by kids dressed as their favorite monster or superhero on Halloween Eve is anticipated during October. It is a perfect holiday for adults as well. We love to dress up too! Halloween is also one of the biggest Holidays for parties and that means cocktails and beers - prepare your beer mugs!

I’ve found a numerous lists of drinks with strange if not scary names served during Halloween parties and I’ve decided to share a few with description, this might help make the party more interesting, what else will get everyone in the Halloween mood? You and your guests might want to try and have a few or more sip, hoping the taste is not as eerie as it sounds. Enjoy these dastardly drinks of murderous martinis, beastly beers and creepy cocktails!

Bloody Mary - a mix of vodka and tomato juice and usually other spices or flavorings such as Worcestershire sauce, peri-peri sauce, Tabasco sauce, celery, olive, salt, black pepper, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and celery salt. It has been called "the world's most complex cocktail. For a non-alcoholic version try the Virgin Mary.

Devil’s Pale Ale - brewed with 6 select malts and 4 premium hops, it has a rich mahogany color, reminiscent of early English pale ales. Prepare yourself for a devilishly good time.

Satan’s Whiskers - a very classic cocktail, it is mixed with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth and fresh orange juice, and the mixture is given crisp depth by adding orange bitters and the gentle sweetness of orange liquor.

Black Widow Martini - is a very sweet martini so be warned! It is blended it with blackberry brandy, vodka and pureed blackberries and black sugar crystals for the rim.
Bloody Rum Punch - this is a take on a traditional Sangria but the darkness gives it the perfect blood color making it a Halloween party must. As with most Sangria’s, prepare this a couple of hours in advance to allow all of the ingredients and flavors to come together nicely.
If the above drinks are too gruesome to hear than you think it tastes then better stick to your favorite beer but be sure that the spirit is still there! Happy Halloween.

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that 'the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

Lushes to the front of the line.

Happy Oktoberfest!