Asshole Beer Drinking Game


This fun beer drinking game is a strategic card game, as well. If you love playing hearts and bridges as much as you love beer, then your drunk photo on the wall of shame is definitely worth it!

You will need:

  • table
  • deck of card
  • beer (of course!)
  • cup for each player
  • asshole hat

Number of players:

  • 4 or more

How to play:

  1. Each player's aim is to get rid of all his cards.
  2. The suites are disregarded. The cards are ranked from lowest to highest in the following order: 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, jack, queen, king, and ace.
  3. The special cards are 2 and 3.
  4. 2 is a clear card. It clears the round a new one starts again.
  5. 3 is a wild card. Two 3s will clear the round.
  6. In the initial round, the first hand decks out all the cards excluding the joker. He also decides who goes first, second, and so on. When Player 1 draws out a card, Player 2 should produce a higher card, and so will the rest of the players until all the cards are spent.
  7. The first person to get his cards out will be labeled as the President during the following round. The last person to get rid of his cards becomes the Asshole.
  8. When a player has two or three cards of the same number, the value of his cards increases (a double 4 is higher than a single 5). Quadruple cards (four 5s of any kind), will clear the round.

Here are the roles of the players:


The person who won during the previous round becomes the President. He can trade his bad cards for the Asshole’s best ones. He can also make the Asshole drink anytime. No one can order the President to drink and he never has to refill his own beer. He also starts first in the next round.


The last one to clear out his cards will be named as the Asshole. Add more fun by making him wear a hat with an "asshole" badge. Or the beer case would do. The Asshole does the card dealing and sweeping after the hands. He can't order anyone to drink.

Vice President

The VP is the player who placed second in the previous round. He can make any player drink except the President.

Normal People – add more players to add more roles. Other roles include the Beer Bitch (who must go around to refill everyone's beer), the Average Joes (in between the ranks), and the Vice Asshole (the player who finished before the Asshole).

Remember, roles change every round. Whatever prank you play on the Asshole might go back at you. There a limitless number of rounds so you can drink until you drop!

*Drinking games can be extremely dangerous and even deadly. Please drink responsibly and ensure that you do not consume unsafe amounts of alcohol.