Fuck The Dealer Drinking Game Rules


Everyone tries to fuck the dealer in a bad way.


  • Beer
  • Table everyone can sit at
  • Deck of playing cards

Set up:

Everyone one sits in a circle with their drink and each player is dealt a card. The player with the lowest card (Aces high/2s low) is initially designated as the dealer. The dealer collects all the cards and shuffles.

Game Play:

Once everyone is seated with their drink the dealer deals asks the first player on their left to guess the card value (2 through Ace) of the card on top of the deck. The dealer checks if they are right; if the first guess is correct then the dealer drinks 4 drinks. If the first guess is wrong then the dealer tells the player whether the card is Higher or Lower than their guess.

The player then guesses again and the dealer places the card face up on the table. If the second guess is correct then the dealer drinks 2 drinks. If the second guess is wrong then the player drinks a number of drinks equal to the difference between their guess and the value of the card. For example the player's second guess is 10 and the card is revealed to be a King (which is equal to 13), the player must drink 3 drinks.

Play continues this way in a clockwise fashion until the deck is exhausted. If three players in a row do not guess the card on top of the deck correctly on either guess then the player to the left of the dealer becomes the dealer.

*Drinking games can be extremely dangerous and even deadly. Please drink responsibly and ensure that you do not consume unsafe amounts of alcohol.